he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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