Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Actions speak louder than pants.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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