Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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