Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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