i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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