Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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