think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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