I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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