i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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