Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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