she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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