Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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