I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Of course I have a pirate flag
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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