I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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