Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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