We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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