She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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