i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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