So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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