thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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