How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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