Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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