she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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