I want to stick my p in your. b.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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