Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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