From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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