idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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