winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
my poor anus
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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