My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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