yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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