He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.