i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.