i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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