Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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