dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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