Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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