Buhtt sex?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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