Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we made out on top of his cat.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His hands were made for my vagina.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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