just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
smell my finger.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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