what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Michael Bay diarrhea
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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