we have officially lost it.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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