Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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