im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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