I wish i was in the wii world.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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