Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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