scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
