Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
