What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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