too bad you live with your parents still
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian