You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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