Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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