Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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