weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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