bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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