apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My breasts were aching with rage.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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