problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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