But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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